Kim Kardashian already planning her wedding to Reggie Bush

Kim Kardashian already planning her wedding to Reggie Bush

Even though her boyfriend Reggie hasn't technically asked her to get married yet, Kim Kardashian is already planning their wedding. Note to Reggie Bush: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! Kim told In Touch Weekly:

"I was in Vegas last weekend for a bachelorette party and saw how hectic it is to plan a wedding, so I've decided to start planning mine before being asked!"

A close friend of the couple, who have been dating for more than a year, reveals that Kim, 27, and Reggie, 23, will eventually tie the knot. "They're in love, but football practice is starting — so no wedding bells for at least six months to a year." Reggie would be Kim's second husband: she was wed to Damon Thomas from 2000–04.

This is just wishful thinking on Kim's part. Professional athletes don't get married, they get paternity tests. Besides, if Kim does end up getting married, she's gonna have a hard time finding a wedding dress with a train long enough to cover her ass. At least I'll know the perfect wedding gift to send them when their big day does come: a beautiful four-tiered urinal cake.

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I'd be part of that "train" that covers her ass...id even go last

Can this girl die already? Shit. Tired of hearing about her. I never even knew she existed until I started reading this site. As far as I know, she is only famous for being ugly with a even uglier ass.

That sixty pounds of ghetto bait she drags around is nasty,but the bright side of it all is the fact she'll probably end up like most white girls who run with black guys-she'll be either dead from an overdose in three years,selling pussy for her broman's habit,or just plain murdered.

First of all Ferdinand, Kim isn't white, she is Persian and Middle Eastern, second, anyone who gets racial on social gossip sites must be angry at something...hmmm lemme guess, you were in love with a beautiful blonde girl and she dumped you for some big dick swinging black alpha male, now your bitter and go on gossip blogs trying to stir up some good ole fashion racism. People can see right through the bitterness sweetie, sorry your girl did that to you but you seriously need to lighten up.

Then again, I wouldn't be surprised if this is some staffer of celebslam who is trying to stir things up because no one gives a shit about Kim anymore.

Whatever the truth is, it's sad and unnecessary. There is more than enough fucked up mean things to say about celebs without turning into racial cruelty. It's clear your a bitter, redneck nazi who is angry because his girl dumped him for a black man with a MUCH bigger penis than yours. get over it dipshit

Lol, Isabella made my day. Ferdinand=owned.

NO REGGIE, DNT DO IT!!!! THIS IS HER SECOND MARRIAGE AND SHE IS ONLY 27, THAT SHOULD MAKE A STATEMENT RIGHT THERE. 2. SHE HAS BEEN ALL OVER TV, INTERNET AND GOD KNOWS WUT ELSE FUCKIN RAY J!!!! COME ON, UR A YOUNG MAN WHO NEEDS TO DO SOME DATING AMONGST WOMAN WHO ARENT IN THE PUBLIC EYE. UR A YOUNG MAN WITH ALOT OF POTENTIAL DNT LET SOME BROKE HO, ONLY FAMOUS 4 GETTIN BANGED ON TV LIVIN OFF OF DADDY TAKE U FOR BROKE!!!! THATS WUT ITS ALL ABOUT, WHERE IS UR MOTHER SHE NEEDS TO STEP IN AND WHOOP THAT ASS AND MAKE UR ASS WAKE UP, UUUGGGGGHHHHH IM SO FUCKN PISSD WITH YOU!!!

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