
Kid Rock hearts sluts
Gabrielle Reece was none too pleased that Kid Rock brought an armful of skanks to her Fourth of July party last weekend in Malibu. From the New York Daily News:
Surfing star Laird Hamilton didn't seem to mind that Kid showed up at Hamilton's Malibu beach house with a retinue of leggy, cleavage-bearing, slightly-past-their-prime party favors. But Hamilton's wife, Olympic volleyball champ Gabrielle Reece, did not appreciate the uninvited guests."These ladies were skanky," our spy observes. "Gabrielle didn't say anything but you could tell she was fuming."
We'll tell you who wasn't complaining: Kid's Detroit buddies from the Red Wings, who brought the Stanley Cup with them. Maybe they were distracted by Kid's blond-tourage, or maybe the ice warriors were disoriented by the throbbing sun, but they forgot the Cup out on the beach. At least for a while. "People mistook the trophy for an ashtray," says our source. (Source)
It's pretty much a given that when you invite Kid Rock to a party, he's going to show up with a gaggle of hot blondes. That's his M.O. (along with his mullet, Samantha Ronson hat, and Amy Winehouse-esque teeth). Expecting Kid to not show up with an armful of skanks is like expecting Rosie O'Donnell not to supersize her McDonald's value meal. Both are bound to happen . . . and both will end with someone getting covered in "special sauce."














If you look up "talentless tool" in the dictionary, you'll find a picture of this dickhead.
Fame is a fickle whore. Does anyone know who Leif Ericson is? Not likely. Ever heard of Dr. John Stith Pemberton? Of course not. But Kid Rock had a hit back in '96 and he'll never let us forget it. Bomb diddy bomb Indeed.
Kid Rock is THE man!! Most of us wish only dream of the life he leads...and beyond that he puts on the most awesome show on the face of the earth!! Listen to the new album..it is amazing!! keep on kid rockin up and down the block kid... you da man!!!!
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