Johnny Depp flipping the bird at the airport in Nice, France (7/28)
You know what the most fucked up thing about this picture is? Johnny's not flipping off the paparazzi -- he's flipping off a young boy in a wheelchair behind the paparazzi. It's true. It's a dirty little industry secret that Johnny hates the handicapped with a passion . . . OK I probably made that up. The homeless on the other hand . . .
Johnny, your girdle goes UNDER your clothes.
Johnny, I want to be your sex slave.
Johnny, what Eve said.