Jaslene Gonzalez dresses up like a whore

Jaslene Gonzalez at DJ Cassidy's birthday party in New York (7/9)

Since I'm assuming you don't recognize the woman above, that's Jaslene Gonzalez, Season 8 winner of America's Next Top Model. Obviously winning that show didn't really pay off for Jaslene as she can barely afford an entire outfit. Maybe we can start a collection or something. Poor thing. Reminds me a lot of my struggling days as a college student when I couldn't even afford a belt for my assless chaps.

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Did she borrow this from Shauna? Lucite heels not the right size??

Technically its a skirt and a jacket without a blouse.

She had a blouse on when we left the house, but she dribbled spunk all over it on the way there.

Jaslene Gonzalez (who?) has no talent. At all. At anything. So to compensate for this disability, she has to dress like a $5 dollar whore. Ah, celebreties. Aren't they just such a benefit to the planet?

Skinny shank - her 15 minutes should be up... wait... right about now.

Stop hating you guys. Jaslene won ANTM and she still looks great.

The only thing wrong with this dress is guys like me who would think it would be so worth it to rip off that top.... Yea, baby.

someone get that girl a cheeseburger! damn when was the last time she had a meal?

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