Dina Lohan gets drunk, kicked out of party
Dina Lohan got herself and daughter Ali kicked out of the afterparty for the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 premiere. Dina was asked to change tables and, according to witnesses, went "apeshit." Of course Dina claims she wasn't kicked out -- she voluntarily left the party because a studio staffer "raised his voice" at her. Oh no, not a raised voice! E! Online's Marc Malkin says:
Sources report that when Dina, Ali and a friend of Ali's arrived to the after-party, they sat down at a reserved table. A studio staffer politely asked her to change tables, but "Dina "went apes--t," a partygoer tells me. "It so wasn't cool."So not cool that "Dina was quietly removed" from the rooftop soiree, another source says. Dina, however, claims she decided to ditch the party because she says that the studio staffer started raising his voice."He made the girls uncomfortable," Dina wrote in an email to me this afternoon. "At that point, the girls wanted to leave."
But my party source insists, the studio folks "couldn't have been nicer . . . Dina was so awful." (Source)
With the example Dina's set for her, I'd be shocked if Ali doesn't set some kind of gangbang record by her 21st birthday. A torn open bag of dog food and a leaky faucet could do a better job of parenting than that drunk.
You can't hide from the voices Paula
For those of you that had "gynecologist's office" in the Paula Abdul Breakdown Bingo game we've been playing for the last year, congratulations. Lemme check my board . . . dammit! C'mon Paula, I just need you to break down inside a 7-11 and I'll score a Bingo and win! From the New York Post:
Whatever she was feeling, Paula Abdul was sure making a racket outside her gynecologist's office Wednesday. Though her rep insists Abdul was "laughing and giggling" in a courtyard outside her doctor's office on Crescent Boulevard in LA after an exam, a witness said she was having some sort of meltdown. Our spy saw Abdul "sobbing on the phone to her friends and clutching papers from her doctor" for two hours. (Source)
For thousands of years holy men have tried to persuade the masses that there is such a thing as a higher power. From tyrants such as Torquemada to charlatans like Jim Bakker, religious nuts have always preached a divine faith in the almighty. But what none of them were ever able to prove, Paula Abdul's "sobbing" and crying outside of a gynecologist's office unequivocally did: there is a God . . . and he's been listening to my prayers about smiting "Crazy Paula's" baby-making parts.
John Mayer boarding his tour bus in L.A. (7/29)
+ Maria Miller forgot her bikini [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Heidi Montag wearing the shortest shorts ever [Drunken Stepfather]
+ More Paulina Rubio Bikini Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ One nation, under boob, with liberty and justice for all (SFW) [College Humor]
+ Why does this chick always look permanently coked out? [Bastardly]
+ The L.A. Times is slowly morphing into Us Weekly [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Former Vice President wants to be on Dancing with the Stars [Dlisted]
+ Kelly Brook is leggy [Popoholic]
+ Justin Timberlake brought trucker hats back [A Socialite's Life]
+ Eliza Dushku is definitely hot [Double Viking]
+ Is "neither" an option? [F-Listed]
+ God I love cheerleaders [Busted Coverage]
+ Is that Miley flashing her butt? [NinjaDude]
Carmella DeCesare
American model Carmella DeCesare
Kim Kardashian shopping at Rumor Boutique in Sherman Oaks (7/25)
+ Lifestyle condoms wants Miley Cyrus to be a spokesperson [Drunken Stepfather]
+ DUMB: Jennifer Lopez to be in a bank heist movie [Lossip]
+ Jenna Jameson is Looking Better [Egotastic!]
+ Michelle Marsh is naked in Loaded [Horny Oyster]
+ Kate Beckinsale is just plain beautiful [Newstoob]
+ Van Damme vs Segal: who's ass would you rather kick? [Double Viking]
+ DUI accident ruled not Shia LeBeouf's fault [ICYDK]
+ Denise Milani is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ USC Song Girls are h-o-t [Busted Coverage]
Adrian Grenier and Isabel Lucas
Turns out the female passenger Shia LeBeouf was riding with when he flipped his truck early Sunday morning was Adrian Grenier's girlfriend Isabel Lucas. Lucas knows LeBeouf through their recent work together in Transformers 2. From the New York Daily News:
Sources say Lucas was riding shotgun with LaBeouf when he made a left turn on a red light and got broadsided in his Ford F150 around 2:45 Sunday morning in Los Angeles.The actor suffered hand injuries and was arrested for drunk driving. Lucas was admitted to Cedars-Sinai hospital for "minor head injuries" and later released. A rep for the film said that Lucas is fine and back on set filming.
But the perky blonde is about to have another headache.
We hear her boyfriend Adrian Grenier, who she began dating in February, is none too happy that his ladyfriend was partying with her handsome costar at 3 a.m. Grenier was testy when we asked him how Lucas was feeling post-crash, and refused to comment. (Source)
I'm sure Adrian has nothing to worry about. So what if his girlfriend was with another guy at 3 in the morning? What's the big deal if they were both drunk? And who cares if bystanders could only make out the top of Isabel's head in Shia's truc . . . ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Seacrest Out Ouch!
That might be the strangest headline of the year. But it's true. Seacrest was "attacked" by a shark over the weekend in Mexico. From the New York Post:
The "American Idol" host was swimming in the Pacific Ocean in front of LG Villa Cabo in Mexico on Sunday when a sand shark swam by and chomped his toe. "He didn't know what it was for a minute - he thought it was a stick," said one spy. "He had no time to be scared. He saw it swim away, he got out, took aspirin and called it a day." (Source)
I'm not buying it -- it's a well documented fact that sharks only eat meat, not fruit. For future reference, if you are ever attacked by a shark, hit it in the nose with your fist . . . or as in Ryan's case, with your absolutely gorgeous Louis Vuitton Epi Leather Handbag.
Paulina Rubio bikini pics! (Ibiza - 7/25)
I guess this chick is big in Mexico or something. Also big in Mexico? Dysentery.
NOTE: In case you're wondering, even though I live 100 miles from the epicenter, yes I felt the earthquake (turn on the news). My chair shook slightly. I barely screamed. I'm a fucking rock.
Stacy Keibler
Stacy Keibler walking to her gym in L.A. (7/28)
Johnny Depp flipping the bird at the airport in Nice, France (7/28)
You know what the most fucked up thing about this picture is? Johnny's not flipping off the paparazzi -- he's flipping off a young boy in a wheelchair behind the paparazzi. It's true. It's a dirty little industry secret that Johnny hates the handicapped with a passion . . . OK I probably made that up. The homeless on the other hand . . .
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