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July 2008 Archives
Amanda Bynes hiking at Runyon Canyon Park in the Hollywood Hills (7/30)
+ Ride that horse Britney! [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Ali Lohan is 14, Right? [Egotastic!]
+ Ben Affleck looks like he's homeless [Just Jared]
+ Adrian Lima is not supposed to wear a bra like that [Lossip]
+ It's the suicide McCounaghbomber! [Webster's Is My Bitch]
+ Katie Holmes kicks out Tom Cruise's mom and sisters [ICYDK]
+ Anne V. is one hot Russian model [Attuworld]
+ Kendra Wilkinson explains how three girls share Hef [Cele|bitchy]
+ Danielle Lloyd is topless in Nuts [Horny Oyster]
+ Nicolette Sheridan upstages Andruw Jones [Banned in Hollywood]
Bruce Willis leaving the Roxbury Cafe in Beverly Hills (7/29)
Let this be a lesson to all the paparazzi out there. Do not fuck with Bruce Willis unless you, uh, want your windshield to, uh, get wet. Let's just hope that cooler heads prevail in the future and the more intrusive paparazzi give celebs a little bit of space. I'd hate to see an innocent person get water spots.
[WENN]
Amy Winehouse was drugged
Amy Winehouse's father Mitch is convinced that the reason his daughter was rushed to the hospital earlier this week is because somebody slipped an ecstasy pill into her drink. A source told UK tabloid The Sun:
"Mitch is furious. He's certain someone put E in Amy's drink - and he's determined to get to the bottom of it."
Of course someone slipped some ecstasy into her drink. Exclusive sources told Celebslam.com earlier today that London police have narrowed their investigation down to one subject: she's 5'3", 97 pounds, and answers to the name "Amy Winehouse."
The source continues:
"He is convinced that one of her hangers-on was responsible and he's waiting for a toxicology report to show what caused her to have a fit." (Source)
Wait, toxicology reports are normally printed out on paper, right? Yeah? Might want have a spare ink cartridge on hand for that one.
Barack Obama compared to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears
In his latest ad for the 2008 election, John McCain invokes the power of Paris and Britney. As the narrator calls Barack Obama "the biggest celebrity in the world," two pictures of Paris and Britney are quickly flashed on the screen. Damn that is low. Barack, I just wanna let you know that I'm here for you (read: give me $$$$$$$$$). If John McCain wants to turn this election into a celebrity analogy attack fest, I'm your man. I've already started working on some new slogans (the last one's particularly cruel):
- John McCain: On key issues, he's flip-flopped more times than Lindsay Lohan's sexuality.
- John McCain: The only thing older than him is the dried semen on Pam Anderson's underwear.
- John McCain: He fucked Paris Hilton. Twice.
Barack Obama is more famous than Paris and Britney
Chris Noth
Chris Noth filming an episode of Law & Order: Criminal Intent in New York's East Village (7/29)
[WENN]
Bar Refaeli bikini pics! (St. Tropez - 7/30)
You know, from the right angle, I think an argument could be made that Bar Refaeli is fairly attractive.
NOTE: 16 more Bar Refaeli bikini pics on PAGE 2 (CLICK HERE)
Kevin Federline at Trump National Golf Club in Rancho Palos Verdes (7/29)
In the wake of the magnitude 5.4 earthquake that shook California yesterday, I've received literally thousands of emails from readers concerned about the health of Kevin Federline. Is he still able to golf? Can he still swing a club? Can he still drive a cart? Well don't worry folks, Kevin made it through the tremor unscathed and was able to muster up the courage to pay $275 to play a round at Trump National Golf Club yesterday. Thank you Kevin, thank you for pulling us out of this disaster and showing us it's OK to live again.
A deliveryman outside Amy Winehouse's home in London (7/30)
Perk #5789 of being a celebrity: fresh blood delivered right to your door. I always have to wait in a long line at the pharmacy to get my fresh blood!
NSFW!
Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.
