Brooke Hogan lied about her dad hitting her mom

Shortly after her mom Linda filed for divorce last year from the Hulk, Brooke Hogan signed an affidavit accusing her dad of verbally and physically abusing her mom. The 20-year-old told People magazine:

"I did it under significant pressure from my mother. It was only after I learned all the facts that I realized I made a big mistake in signing it. I love my mother, and hope to one day reconcile with her. But using kids as pawns in a divorce is awful. Every day my mother resorts to this kind of behavior makes it that much harder for us to ever have a relationship again." (Source)

It's official: nothing surprises me about this family anymore. Hulk's harboring Nazi war criminals in his basement? OK. Linda regularly films all-anal pornos in her kitchen? Sure. Nick's the leader of a South Florida bank-robbing crew that's more efficient than those dudes in Point Break. Why not? Brooke once hooked up with a guy that was stone-cold sober? Actually . . . no way. You just had to push it, didn't you.

[BauerGriffinOnline]