Britney and Lee in Cabo San Lucas (7/27)
That dude Britney Spears was photographed with on her trip to Mexico over the weekend? Turns out that's her bodyguard Lee. Did I mention she's also having sex with him? Because she's also having sex with him. A source told The Sun:
"He is her perfect type."
Has penis.
"She loves guys who work out and he is in great shape from his days serving in the Israeli Army. He also has a few tattoos, which she loves."
He has a skull and crossbones on his ankle which Britney loves having long conversations with.
"They've spent so much time together that one thing led to another and their relationship became physical. They are in Mexico together. They've been having a great time — Lee's put a smile on her face." (Source)
Wow, this is just like the 1992 smash-hit The Boydguard! Wait, did Whitney Houston ever attempt to fry a live chicken in that movie?
He's in great shape? His overhang could shade me on a sunny day! Is Britney doing what she can for foreign relations now?
She told a report she is still "the bomb"
the report looked at her and said "no honey your a train wreck"
"What about the vagina?"
Shades of K-Fed?