Amy Winehouse was drugged
Amy Winehouse's father Mitch is convinced that the reason his daughter was rushed to the hospital earlier this week is because somebody slipped an ecstasy pill into her drink. A source told UK tabloid The Sun:
"Mitch is furious. He's certain someone put E in Amy's drink - and he's determined to get to the bottom of it."
Of course someone slipped some ecstasy into her drink. Exclusive sources told Celebslam.com earlier today that London police have narrowed their investigation down to one subject: she's 5'3", 97 pounds, and answers to the name "Amy Winehouse."
The source continues:
"He is convinced that one of her hangers-on was responsible and he's waiting for a toxicology report to show what caused her to have a fit." (Source)
Wait, toxicology reports are normally printed out on paper, right? Yeah? Might want have a spare ink cartridge on hand for that one.
With her tolerance, it'd take a little more than an ectasy pill to knock her out. Like an elephant tranquilizer.
That would be like me saying someone "snuck the prostitute into my room" without my knowledge...come on now