
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren leaving Bloomingdales in Century City (7/5)
Jessica Alba's kid was a mistake. Oh, and in her past relationships, guys really wanted to have sex with her. In an interview in the August U.K. edition of Cosmopolitan magazine, the new mom revealed:
"I never thought I'd find a man before 30, let alone marry him and have his baby. I always used to meet the wrong guys – the ones who wanted to hang out for a week and see how far they could get. If you didn't have sex in the first few days, you were either frigid or a lesbian. So I held out – and, boy, am I glad I did! . . . [Cash and I] are not a typical Hollywood couple. I love that he's not an actor. I'm way too high maintenance to be in a relationship with an actor – they're all such divas! . . . Nothing was planned – the pregnancy or the wedding. But he took it in his stride and convinced me we'd conquer all!" (Source)
en dated Jessica Alba looking for only one thing? I'm shocked! You'd think they'd be interested in her sparkling sense of humor or her incredible fashion sense. By the way, if this whole marriage to Jessica Alba thing doesn't work out for Cash, maybe he should think of becoming a used car salesman. Because if he can talk Jessica out of using a condom, he can talk anyone into a used Chevy Impala.













She named her kid "Honor." And she'll regret that - when the kid is a teenager, the boys will want to get Honor...and off her...and on her...and off her...and, well, you know the rest!
oh please. i'm more of a lesbian than you will ever be, and i'm a straight dude. i've got to admit though, i love my lesbian girlfriends.
HONOR????!!!!!! because they need to TEACH her "HONOR"???? jesSUCKA dosent know the meaning of honor!!!! every role she gets she nails it because shes on her hands and knees or her back. they SHOULD have named the mistake "we forgot to use a condom" but that was way too long. jesSUCKA probably wanted to name the spawn she pushed out through her dilapitated, huge grand canyon pussy "im better than all of you except my mother because she is the hottest, smartest, wittiest, talented celeb in the UNIVERSE because i popped out of her"(you know, like her awful mexican comment a while back --'mexicans have huge familys, i have tons of cousins, the men just spread their seed and the women just keep popping out babies!') but i guess THAT name was too long, and i wouldnt be surprised if she threw a hissy over it. and NO im not gay, stupid, ignorant, blind, retarded, fugly, ect. i just wish she would crawl under a rock where SHE spawned from. and discuss LOL
Careful! I f**king LOVE my Impala.