Paris Hilton outside Bar Deluxe in Hollywood (1/9)

Pacific Coast News says Paris Hilton looked "frighteningly thin" last night at Bar Deluxe in Hollywood. Now before you get all freaked out about her health, don't worry, Paris is fine. She went to a frat party at UCLA on Wednesday. She always looks a little gaunt 12 hours after she gets her stomach pumped.

Brooke Burke

Brooke Burke at the People's Choice Awards at the Shrine Auditorium in L.A. (1/7)

Ross McCall and Jennifer Love Hewitt in L.A. (8/18)

We finally have the reason Jennifer Love Hewitt was dumped on Christmas Eve: too needy. A "longtime friend" of Hewitt's told the Chicago Sun Times:

''Jennifer wears her emotions too much on her sleeve. She's too needy and often comes on too strong. I think the intensity of being with [Hewitt] finally is what scared off Ross.'' (Source)

If Jennifer's friend thought she was too needy before, wait until she sees her now: "I need cheesecake, fudge, and ice cream ASAP or so help me god I will cut you!" My prediction: by mid-April, JLH will find herself back at her old cruiserweight physique. It's a shame, too. She was just starting to get into the kind of shape that made her famous -- the shape where her chest actually protruded further than her hips.

Ray Liotta leaving Gold's Gym in Venice (1/8)

No, seriously, he looks like a serial killer.

Penelope Cruz bikini pics!

Penelope Cruz in St. Bart's (Dec. 2006)

Jessica Simpson leaving Bar Deluxe in Hollywood (1/8)

Seriously, can everyone in Hollywood stop with the plastic surgery/lip injections/ botox already? Just stop. You're ruining your body. Look at how fucked-up Jessica Simpson's lips are and she's only 28. She can't possibly think that looks good. Screw plastic surgery, Jessica needs to be happy with what God gave her. Like her big boobs for example . . . which, incidentally, could be made even bigger with implants. Hooray for plastic surgery!

Lindsay Lohan still won't take responsibility for her DUI

Turns out Lindsay Lohan's DUI back in May 2007 (the one where she hit a tree), wasn't actually her fault. It was the paparazzi's. I think we all owe her a big apology. From an interview conducted by Lauren Hutton for Interview magazine:

Lindsay Lohan: ... You know, my car accident that I got into, where I got my first charge, I wouldn't have been speeding up like I was if I didn't have people shoving cameras in my windows.

Lauren Hutton: You were running away?

LL: Yeah, I was. I was running away from the paparazzi.

LH: Who wouldn't be running away? It's scary.

LL: Especially late at night, when you're trying to turn a corner, and then somebody else is speeding up alongside you. So, you know, it's okay for someone to chase me and then try to cut me off so I ram my car into a tree . . . I mean, I know this guy was trying to do his job, but his "job" almost landed me half-dead. (Source)

Apparently Lindsay forgot the fact that she was drunk, had coke in her bloodstream, and was driving like a maniac when she had her accident. Something else she seems to have forgotten that night: SHE WAS FUCKING DRUNK. I know I just repeated myself but I really wanted to drive the point home how stupid Lindsay is. I mean, did she really think we'd forget about that night? Bitch hit a tree and then ran from the scene. Why stop at the paparazzi? Why not blame city planners for putting a tree that close to a road? Or the police. Gosh, they always seem to unfairly target celebrities who drive drunk and high on cocaine. It's just not fair! You can't pass all of the blame on Lindsay though. There are plenty of other celebrities that have selective memory too. Like K-Fed, Britney, and Jamie Lynn -- when they "select" not to remember what birth control is.

Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.

Kim Kardashian out and about in Beverly Hills (1/7)

+ Amy Winehouse. In a sports bra. [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Nikki Sanderson is half-naked [IDLYITW]
+ Danielle Lloyd is also half-naked [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Vintage Keira Knightley bikini pics [Bastardly]
+ Scarlett Johansson Should Be Mine [Egotastic!]

+ AnnaLynne McCord looking all kinds of hot [Popoholic]
+ Some ugly chick is pregnant [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Mischa Barton slips a boob (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Mini-Me was Prom King in high school [Dlisted]
+ Tom Cruise skips John Travolta's son's funeral [A Socialite's Life]

+ Selena Gomez is cute [Lossip]
+ Jessica Alba has a new haircut [Yeeeah!]
+ Jessica Alba is a drunk hot mess [CityRag]
+ Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick on the verge of divorce [popbytes]
+ John Mayer is such a pussy [Gabby Babble]

Renata Maciel dos Santos

Brazilian model Renata Maciel dos Santos