Benjamin Franklin was such a pimp
Happy fourth! Cutting things a little short today to go get drunk and pick a fight with an Englishman. Stay safe. Pace yourself. And remember, I don't care how good she starts to look after that tenth beer, your cousin is still your cousin.
Those guys kicked ass. Ben Franklin nailed every female that was in arms reach.
Happy 4th!
I bleed red, cum white, and shit blue*.
*The color of my shit depends on what I eat, and I had a lot of blue licorice on the 4Th.