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Argentine supermodel Yamila Diaz
July 2008 Archives
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson out and about in L.A. (7/30)
+ I believe this color is called "jailbait yellow" [Just Jared]
+ Kendra Wilkinson has a golfing upskirt [Drunken Stepfather]
+ More Bar Refaeli bikini pics [Egotastic!]
+ Pam Anderson's boobs are trying to escape [F-Listed]
+ Rosie O'Donnell quit blogging [ICYDK]
+ Got curves? Rosario Dawson does [Popoholic]
+ Alejandra Maglietti pics can get you fired [Horny Oyster]
+ Ludacris tries to help Barack Obama, fails [Bossip]
+ Elizabeth Taylor on her death bead? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
[Flynet]
Jesse McCartney leaving Coco De Ville (7/30)
Jesse McCartney was photographed with a mysterious white powder on his pants while leaving Coco De Ville nightclub last night. Some out there are trying to say it's cocaine but, c'mon, everyone knows that stuff is illegal. I think it's powdered sugar. He has such a sweet tooth!
Kim Kardashian already planning her wedding to Reggie Bush
Even though her boyfriend Reggie hasn't technically asked her to get married yet, Kim Kardashian is already planning their wedding. Note to Reggie Bush: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! Kim told In Touch Weekly:
"I was in Vegas last weekend for a bachelorette party and saw how hectic it is to plan a wedding, so I've decided to start planning mine before being asked!"A close friend of the couple, who have been dating for more than a year, reveals that Kim, 27, and Reggie, 23, will eventually tie the knot. "They're in love, but football practice is starting — so no wedding bells for at least six months to a year." Reggie would be Kim's second husband: she was wed to Damon Thomas from 2000–04.
This is just wishful thinking on Kim's part. Professional athletes don't get married, they get paternity tests. Besides, if Kim does end up getting married, she's gonna have a hard time finding a wedding dress with a train long enough to cover her ass. At least I'll know the perfect wedding gift to send them when their big day does come: a beautiful four-tiered urinal cake.
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Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Aniston leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills (7/30)
[Flynet]
Seth Rogan at Comic Con in San Diego (7/26)
Seth Rogan almost got kicked out of the rooftop Maxim party at Comic Con last week when he got caught smoking marijuana cigarettes . . . reefers. From Page Six:
Jovial actor Seth Rogan found out the hard way that just because it's your premiere, doesn't mean you can do anything you want. Rogan was at the Maxim party for his new flick, "Pineapple Express," on the rooftop of the Solamar Hotel in San Diego where, spies said, he was smoking a funny-smelling hand-rolled cigarette. One onlooker said, "He was told to put it out immediately or leave." (Source)
The movie's about stoners, so of course Seth Rogan was getting high -- he had to promote the film! I just wish that porn stars promoted their movies in the same way. Besides, if you really want to chastise Seth for getting involved in something that kills brain cells, start with You, Me and Dupree.
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Britney and Lee in Cabo San Lucas (7/27)
That dude Britney Spears was photographed with on her trip to Mexico over the weekend? Turns out that's her bodyguard Lee. Did I mention she's also having sex with him? Because she's also having sex with him. A source told The Sun:
"He is her perfect type."
Has penis.
"She loves guys who work out and he is in great shape from his days serving in the Israeli Army. He also has a few tattoos, which she loves."
He has a skull and crossbones on his ankle which Britney loves having long conversations with.
"They've spent so much time together that one thing led to another and their relationship became physical. They are in Mexico together. They've been having a great time — Lee's put a smile on her face." (Source)
Wow, this is just like the 1992 smash-hit The Boydguard! Wait, did Whitney Houston ever attempt to fry a live chicken in that movie?
Rihanna see through!
So um, yeah, Rihanna? Probably should have worn a bra last night when she went clubbing in New York. See this is the one good thing I love about not being famous. I forget to wear articles of clothing all the time (pants normally) and I never get pictures taken of me . . . I mean besides the mugshot.
Jessica Alba is cold
Jessica Alba and her awesome rack went to the gym in L.A. yesterday. Good god, can you imagine going to the same gym as Jessica Alba? I wouldn't get anything done. I'd just be yelling at her the entire time, "Do more lunges! Mooooooore luuuuuuunges!" It'd be a lot like that comedy show Drew Carey used to host where they took suggestions from the audience except it'd be at the gym and I'd get slapped and most likely pepper-sprayed.
Prison rapists love fauxhawks
Even though he's been receiving threats, Brooke Hogan is under the mistaken impression that her whiny pussy brother Nick is actually tough enough to not get his ass kicked in the adult jail he was just transferred to . . . that is if the poor lil' fella can maintain his spirit. Brook told People magazine:
"They had broken his spirit. When they put him in solitary, he was on the outs. I was worried about him, and his safety, and his well-being."But now that Nick's out of a 28-day stint in solitary where he was rapidly losing weight, and in the general population with more privileges, he's turning back into the little brother she knew.
"We get to visit him three times a week like everybody else, but it sucks," she says. "I can't just walk over to his room and give him a hug, or talk to him, or confide in him. ... At least he's not locked in hell, basically. And his personality is slowly coming back. I bring that out of him. He's been threatened. Thank God he's big and he can hold his own." (Source)
Sure "he can hold his own," but I don't think he needs to. With lips like his, Nick's more popular than seconds at Rosie's house. His ass slightly trails "TV time" as inmates' favorite thing to do during leisure time. It's true. The warden took a poll.
