Victoria has really bad posture
Victoria Beckham is a really bad kisser, so claims ex-boyfriend Corey Haim . . . Wait, what the fuck? Corey Haim used to date Victoria Beckham? When did that happen? The Daily Mail says:
Victoria Beckham can't kiss to save her life, says film has-been Corey Haim, who briefly dated the former Spice Girl before she married husband David. Haim, 36, known in the '80s for his role in The Lost Boys, claims that Victoria gnawed on his lips and made a strange grrhh sound when they kissed. The pair met in 1995 when Victoria was at a London recording studio with her Spice Girl bandmates. They were 'soulmates', says Haim, who claims Posh was so serious about him that she took him to her family home - where her parents warned him off visiting her bedroom at night."When she kisses she does this little grrhh thing. What did it feel like? Like a girl gnawing on your lip!" says Haim in a recent kiss-and-tell magazine interview. (Source)
Corey's got it all wrong. When a chick bites your lip, that's called flirting. When she spanks you on the ass, that's called foreplay. And when she ties you up in leather, stuffs a ball gag in your mouth, and urinates on you like you're a fire hydrant, that's called love.* Is anyone actually surprised Victoria bit Corey's lip? Look at the bitch -- she's starving!
*According to R. Kelly and Kim Kardashian
[WENN]
Has anybody EVER taken a picture of this chick actually smiling? (The upcurved "I'm better than you" lips in this picture do not qualify as a smile; I mean the kind of smile that suggests that the person smiling is actually happy about something.) Is there any evidence, of any kind, that she has smiled since 1994? How does Beckham put up with this boney-ass sour puss?
If I had had a momentary lapse of judgement and dated Corey Haim, I would have done the same thing. No better way to send a bad boyfriend choice running.
aybe she was a bad kisser with YOU Corey. It's called a plan. It worked, buddy.
Nope, it is a sign of weakness for Posh to smile I think she believes. Posh loves that miserable look, she is probably never happy, she never seems happy with what she has and seems to only want more but could never have enough. The more I know about Posh&becks the more fake the relationship seems to be.
She doesn't smile because she's British. Have you seen their teeth?!
She doesn't know how to kiss anyone on the mouth well but, she can kiss an Ass like nobody's business!!
Well you may have the 'perfect' (read freakishly plastic) teeth but us Brits seem to have conquered everything else. We'll let you have the teeth...it's the least we can do! xx
I can think of one thing you didn't "conquer": The United States!
Ay ay, that's true but I guess you were a little low down on the list after the rest of the world...(cue suitably evil laugh)...and vowels
I can't argue with you anymore. You seem super cute. As long as you're conquering things, want to take my virginity?
Now see, here are two great nations coming together. We can all just get along.
The best part of Corey Hamm ran down his mommy's leg. Another useless douche bag.
WHAT
ALL BRITISH DONT HAVE BAD TEETH WTF!?
IM FROM ENGLAND AND MY TEETH ARE PERFECT
SO ARE EVERYONES I KNOW SO
SH:)
Stop lying, Jenny.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i wouldnt be so cocky about trying to take over the world. what you are known for is taking over tribes and entire colonies and assimilating them to your king/queen at the time, and religion. if they didnt comply you sold them to slavery or killed them all.. way to go England!! just like the fucking borg.
Wow mel, someone who actually tells the truth about the attempted genocide of Native Americans, which, btw, was the model Hitler used for his insanity. (applauds mel)
As for Posh never smiling, she smiled when she was on Jay Leno, and she's absolutely adorable when she does. She has expressed "not liking" her smile, which I don't get, because it's beautiful; Not to mention, her teeth are gorgeous.