Salma Hayek at 2008 Crystal + Lucy Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel (6/17)
Salma, when God has blessed you with such, ahem, talents, dressing up like a modest Quaker is tantamount to slapping him in the face. Do you want to slap him in the face Salma? Luckily, God speaks to me when I take more than four Vicodin at a time and he told me you can do penance to make up for your sins . . . and by penance he means "recreate the opening scene of Baywatch wearing only body paint." It's true, he told me.
[Flynet]
Sorry, she can do no wrong. All she needs is a riding crop in hand.
She is all gorgeousnes