Who in the wide wide world of sports would put his unprotected cock into her toilet bowl? I'd rather have sex with a pringles can filled with feces and razor blades.

Oh dear God please, for the sake of all children past, present and future, let that be a food baby. People like that create MORE people like that... ugh

I never hoped anything bad on an unborn fetus , but since it's Paris Hiltons's spawn I guess hoping for a miscarriage is a good thing to spare the child. odds are if she has a kid now in 2 years we will find out she left it at home alone or in her storage unit while she went away and it starved to death.

don't worry, that womb is uninhabitable.

Hey it isn't the kids fault, I'd like to see a nurse leave with the kid and raise it right. Tell the Hilton's that the child died. I can see the Lifetime movie of the week already. It'll star Melissa Gilbert, most likely.

Geesh! Give her a break...she ate for the 1st time all year and got a little bloated.

Born from a jackal. The zombies can't be far behind...

She's got starving puppy carcass' in her closet. This may not turn out well, I'm just saying.

ali is right; the laxatives don't work anymore and she lunched at mr. chow's

I'm going back to church.

I call Shenanigans! It's a ploy, and a bad pregnancy pad. She was photographed looking like Nicole Richie at her thinnest just the other day. Oh, and bellybuttons don't protrude at 3 minutes' pregnant.

Is this a sign it is Judgement Day??? O_o LOL

On second thought, maybe she's not pregnant. Maybe Paris is having the MOTHER of all herpes outbreaks. Nurse! I need a toilet snake and a bucket, STAT!

gosh these comments are harsh poor paris i think its nice she is pregnant she is of age to have a child

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Relax....she's probably just having some fun with ya...

Paris disappeared all last week- I bet she was holed up on the couch, scarfing down Big Macs as fast as she could for the "big reveal" in her shiny dress.

Or it could be a baby, in which case, I am sooo sorry for it.