Naomi Campbell is drunk
Naomi Campbell got seriously fucked up last night at a private party in Capri, Italy, to the point where she couldn't even stand up outside the nightclub. Dude, is that adult contemporary icon Kenny G holding her up? Holy shit, I think it is. It's weird to see him outside his natural habitat of an elevator or dentist's office. I know Kenny's probably not the type of guy to take advantage of this type of situation -- but if he is -- I've found the "Come here often?" line sometimes* works on chicks collapsed in a heap on the sidewalk.
*always if you can carry 130 pounds of dead weight to your trunk**
**tip: use the fireman's carry
Naomi Campbell is 130 pounds of dead weight whether she drunk or not.
ain't no way in hell i'd wanna hang out with some rich perverts. drug you then call it diabetes.