Mini-Me has a sex tape!
TMZ claims a Mini-Me sex tape is being shopped around Hollywood. The co-star of the film is Mini-Me's former live-in girlfriend (name?). Celebrity sex tape broker Kevin Blatt is rumored to be entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD. Jesus Christ, I don't even know where to begin with this. It creeps me out just to look at a picture of the guy for more than a few seconds. The last thing I want to do is beat off to a video of him giving the business to some chick thrice his size. Oh well, I guess technically it is porn. *sigh* Damn you masturbation bylaws!
*Mini-Me doesn't actually stick his penis into her. Have you ever seen someone get their arm stuck up a vending machine? Well . . . it's a lot like that.
You gotta admit: this tape has to be better than "The Love Guru."
Maybe he can slide in her to get a reaction
I don't get the last comment.... Wouldn't sex with mini-me be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
DO NOT WANT
HOLY...I think I just puked in my mouth...
I don't get that Nick has a live-in boyfriend. Shit.
So what!! Threesome is good!!
least i'm not a fucking dirty stinking smelly fucking niger. And yes. This is the real me, and its why i love the internet so fucking much.. PROVE I FUCKING SAID IT NIGER. Haha. Niger fucking niger slave monkey boy.. Dirty stinking black niger bastard slave fucker.. Sue me if you can prove its me.. Haha. Even tho i am saying this is definetly verne troyer you cant fucking prove it you dirty fucking niger's. Haha. Fuck you slave fucks
least i'm not a fucking dirty stinking smelly fucking niger. And yes. This is the real me, and its why i love the internet so fucking much.. PROVE I FUCKING SAID IT NIGER. Haha. Niger fucking niger slave monkey boy.. Dirty stinking black niger bastard slave fucker.. Sue me if you can prove its me.. Haha. Even tho i am saying this is definetly verne troyer you cant fucking prove it you dirty fucking niger's. Haha. Fuck you slave fucks