Jamie Lynn Spears gives birth to a baby girl
People just confirmed that Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to a baby girl earlier this morning at hospital in Mississippi:
People confirms exclusively that the baby was named Maddie Briann."Just the family was there," says a source about the birth around 9:30 a.m. at a hospital in Mississippi, near her Louisiana hometown. "Everyone is healthy and happy."
. . . Over the last few months, Spears has kept busy by passing her GED exam, preparing the nursery and attending multiple baby showers. (Source)
I give up. I could sit in front of this computer screen for nine hours and not come up with something funnier than that last sentence.
That kid is SO screwed. Bad enough being born into that gene pool-- bankroll not withstanding-- but when they run the DNA test and find out Casey's not the father, what hilarity shall ensue!
GED = git ejoocayted, dammit!
So it's a whore and a bastard. I guess in 19 or 20 years we will see upskirt pics of her over stretched pussy from have 2 kids already like her Aunt Britney
The good news is that Jamie Lynn will be a grandmother at the age of 29!
Oh God, caption contest.
"Me want ho-ho's and me want NOW!!!"
I think 29 is giving the Spear's clan a little to much credit.
You just have to wish them the best.
Congrats to her! Speaking of teen parenting, Baby Borrowers comes on June 25th! I cannot wait till this show comes on. Jaime should have been on theis show before doing Zoey 101.