"My kung fu style will defeat you!"

In contrast to how she's acted during production of her last few movies (calling in sick, showing up hours late, giving half the men on set the clap . . . ok I made that last one up), Lindsay Lohan has been nothing but a pro on the set of her new film Labor Pains. A friend of her's told the New York Post:

"She's showing up early for call time, she knows her lines and her co-workers actually like her. She's a total pro now." The reason, the friend adds, is because Lohan's girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, "has a calming effect on her." (Source)

Lindsay's a total pro now? I've got news for you Lindsay's friend (aka publicist), she reached that dubious distinction six years ago when she exceeded McDonalds in number of people served. And is anyone surprised that Samantha has "calming effect" on Lindsay? That's usually what happens to people after they're done having sex -- or in the case of these two, after they're done playing "hide the thermos."

[Pacific Coast News]