Kevin Federline offered seven figure endorsement contract

And, incredibly, he may be too busy to accept it - *bangs head against table* - From In Touch Weekly:

Britney Spears' ex-husband has been approached to be the new face of Christopher Brian Collection, In Touch can exclusively reveal. "We feel Kevin would be a great model for the line," Chris Stokes, a music producer who co-owns the denim brand, tells In Touch. Nothing has been set in stone regarding the modeling gig because the 30-year-old father of four is busy with other projects. "Kevin is also working with Chris on his music and movie career," an insider tells In Touch. (Source)

Are we supposed to believe that Kevin is so busy with other projects that he doesn't have time to accept a million dollar modeling deal? This is the same guy whose previous record sales couldn't even cover his weekly huggies bill. Besides, are jeans really the best product for Kevin to promote? I'd think Trojans, Planned Parenthood, and Maximum pills* would be a little more appropriate.

*currently endorsed by Peter North.

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