Jessica Alba is a mom
Jessica Alba is officially a MILF. She gave birth to a girl on Saturday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Us Weekly says:
Alba's father was overheard saying "she's beautiful." Warren -- in a T-shirt, jeans and baseball cap -- was spotted carrying food into the maternity ward Sunday. Her rep had no comment. Alba, 26, and Warren, 28, announced they were expecting last December. (Source)
For Cash's sake, I hope he wasn't in the delivery room while Jessica was in labor. You know those ACME anvils that always fall on Wile E. Coyote whenever he chases the Roadrunner? Jessica actually rigged one of those to drop on Cash's head.
NOTE: Rumor is after she gave birth and was holding her daughter for the first time, Jessica cracked a slight smile. I'd like to stress that that is an unconfirmed rumor.
Ok, first congratulations.
Second, 18 to 20 years and we will have ourselves a sex tape, nude pictures, or a report of a blow habit.
But I hope not, good luck you two.
I too would like to send my heart felt good wishes to the new family.
I'd also like to request a picture or two of the baby crowning.