Heidi Montag has a new single
If you hadn't heard by now, Heidi Montag has a new single "Fashion." (I've already started stockpiling canned goods and toilet paper in preparation for the coming apocalypse and I suggest you do the same. Don't forget the toilet paper -- people always forget the toilet paper.) Us Weekly interviewed Heidi's producer "RedOne" who strangely claims she doesn't blow:
Tell Us about "Fashion."It sounds amazing. The song is all about fashion and all about her - shopping, clothes, her whole aura. She's really taken it to the next level.... We are working on more [songs], and it's crazy, shocking stuff that will surprise everybody.
Can Heidi sing?
Definitely. She's really good, and I love her personality and the way it comes through in a song. She makes you believe it. She's great in the studio.
Where do you see her career going?
I definitely think she's a star. She has a star quality — a powerful personality with no limits. She can do anything and make it sound credible. She's a born star. (Source)
Science teaches us that the only real difference between animals and humans (besides our affinity for porn) is our ability to learn from our previous mistakes. Apparently Heidi didn't inherit that chromosome from our species -- see the laughably bad "music video" she shot in February. I guess she's just following her dreams and living by the old biblical* adage "if at first you don't succeed try try again . . . until you're forced to sell your ass for rent money on Sunset Blvd."
*Leviticus 3:2
"It sounds amazing. The song is all about fashion and all about her - shopping, clothes, her whole aura. She’s really taken it to the next level…. We are working on more [songs], and it’s crazy, shocking stuff that will surprise everybody."
my head hurts reading this and i think my head would explode if I listen to this song.
Boring stupid bitch.
There is not enough Patron for this shit.
Where do you see her career going?
Right down the shitter.
STOP please, enough of this dumb twit.
Just another bimbo famus for being on The Hills on Empty-vee.
my ears are bleeding but she refuses to take responsibilty
This is NOT a Punked episode, you guys!
RedOne is Spencer Pratt. What a fucking douchebag. Why don't you just use your real name Spencer. The only good review has been from you. She is skanky ass whore with no talent. Give it up.
Wht a professionl. Trying to sing and cant be bothered to put down her cell phone
Is someone tourting animals in the background, or maybe someone is scraping their nails down a chalkboard.....dayum, bitch is ugly...that chin....that chin
Would someone please stuff a cock into her mouth & shut her up! And while they are at it, gag her to death on gallons of thick creamy sperm too. Thank you.
I'm on it