"Pull my finger!"
Can you beat my caption?
Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).
Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner AL:
"Hey! The court order said 100 yards!!!"
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[WENN]
"Aww, look at how small it is!"
See the dwarf over there. The tiny cup of coffee is for him.
{insert gas ass comment here}
"her smile is worse than mine"
"I want YOU for US Army"
"That is the man I saw leaving the scene of the crime"
"YOU took my virginity"
"Hey, There's another beverage I haven't tried"
"Look - there's Jesus in my magic mirror"
Ben Stiller did the whole "i'm crushing your head" thing. I'm gonna start a new fad..........
I'm picking your nose......I'm picking your nose......I'm picking your nose
While looking in a mirror.
"Look at that girl, she's wearing the exact same clothes I am, and she looks exactly like me, what are the chances of that."
No.. YOU might be a redneck!
Look, another outsider, he has a shirt on like us "ladies".
Ha Ha! You'll be spanking it to my picture tonighjt on the internet
"You , that's right you. You have have NO CHANCE of getting a peice of me"
Hey! The court order said 100 yards!!!
'you wish!haha'
"Hey I see you.......... I hope you don't put this picture you take on celebslam"
"No, I swear, I really put it in there, here smell it!"
"Back off, I know Naomi Campbell!"
Smell my finger
I'll see you tonight, Nick!
You put your left hand in
You take your left hand out
You do the Hokie Pokie
And you shake it all about...
Finger? What finger? No really...why is everyone talking about her finger? damn, she's hot!
Don't talk shit about Total!
Look those paparazzi are virgins too.
"HAHA you all aren't as pretty as me!!"
That guy...right there... has the SMALLEST penis I've ever seen!!
"Only YOU can prevent forest fires!"
"Look Sammy!!! You thought the David Beckham ad was sexy... Look at my Victoria Secret banner.. Look, Look... they are unveiling it now!!"
Haha you think im still a virgin
That's him! That's the guy from Celebslam!
Look, it's Prince Wenzeslaus of Liechtenstein. What the fuck was I thinking?
"Ain't gonna be you..."
Oh, I'm sorry, did you eat too much? Here, you can borrow my weight loss technique.