"I'm still paying these off!"
Can you beat my caption?
Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).
Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Eric:
"Kobe raped me and all I got was this stupid shirt."
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"Woooo yeah! Kobe owes his wife a new diamond ring!"
haha
"theyre fake like me "
ugh i hate her.
"You can't seriously expect ME to have sex with you? I don't do guys under 105"
"I'm Kendra and these are my girls next door. I call one 'Hef' and the other 'Ner' (insert obnoxious stuttering horse laugh here)."
"What a 5 looks like after tanning and a boob job"
Hef, threw some D's on it
I have sucked old dick. However, I live better than you..
Floaties, you know...just in-case. Dohhh
Look at these and not the stretch marks on my legs.
"You think these look tough to get to?? ... You should see my panties..."
"Kobe raped me and all I got was this stupid shirt."
"What weighs 105 and likes to f*ck for money? THIS GIRL."
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger, but she be messin' with some geezer.
"do these help me look smarter or is it smartter, let me ask Kendra she has a new set to "
hah, i love her.
"All aboard for the brain train!"
"Hugh can still hit the bullseye, can you?"
OMG, how in the hell did clothes get on me?
Damn, my airbags went off, I fall, a lot.
Paper or plastic Who cares Hef, is still going to pee on them
"ahh come Kobe you know you want this...."
The real reason the Lakers blew a 24 point lead? Because Kendra blew Kobe!
Meet Bridgitte and Holly...we are like one big happy family (snort snort snort)....
They may call me a slut but at least they call me HAHAHAHAHAAHAH snort snort where am I HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kobe used to spread my cheeks too,
Maybe the Lakers wouldn't be losing so bad if they were playing with these.....
"Can you believe these are actually BUTT IMPLANTS?!?!"
Look Mom, No Hands!
You gotta hand it to Hugh Hefner. Even the mob can't touch him. He wakes up in bed with a horse's head and what does he do? He buys it breast implants and then he fucks it.
Hey big boy, these blouse bunnies cost me a BUNDLE and if u want to see em or squeeze em it's gonna cost u BIG TIME bucko!
Now you know why the Lakers have a mountain to climb!
"this team swallows"
ya, I can take it in the ass from Kobe. I'm no pussy like that bitch in Colorado. You'll hear no crying from me!
"One nip points this way and the other nip points that way!"
Rock of Love 3 auditions
contestant: #69, KDUB
Surgically enhanced to stretch out your pants!
when hef passes, these will be paid off.