We're too late, the children must be burned
According to In Touch Weekly, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have made $3 million+ in the past two years. *scratches head* . . . wait, what?:
Since coupling up on The Hills two years ago, the pair have raked in about $3 million from their TV salaries, club appearances, photo shoots and business deals. “We are trying to entertain in every aspect of our lives,” Heidi says. For Heidi, 21, that means also pursuing a music and acting career. “I plan to win an Oscar,” she says. “I’m very ambitious.” Although the couple haven’t made any money off her singing yet, Spencer, 24, who is also Heidi’s manager, is very optimistic about their financial future. “My hustle is just too crazy,” he says. “I’m trying to take over the world!”
$3 million dollars?! Oscar?! 894237p[qh89[q-0erg89 MUST p[924tgg[0b STOP 23th2t8089-24890 BANGING 0[24hn0tgb--0pb=8 HEAD nu0p[890[tg8 INTO 2490q2e-\2349 KEYBOARD. No, but seriously, I wish the best for these two.*
*best = euphemism for fiery death
Okay, I've been asking and asking: "What do these airheads do?" Now that I'm finding out they're making 3 MILLION DOLLARS doing what they do, I REALLY WANNA KNOW: WHAT DO THESE AIRHEADS DO????
^Note to The Jurk: Spencer and Heidi set up photo ops and get paid for the whole Aryan Youth look. They also make me frow up in my mouf a little bit everyday.
Alex, I'd like "How many hats can a pair of douche bags wear in an afternoon" for a thousand, please.
those children are rentals
That does it Disney Land is no longer the happiest place on earth.
"We’re too late, the children must be burned"
I have tears of laughter
Who brings their own photographers to Disneyland...? Seriously? Who does that? ::gag::
Looks like they spent all 3 million on hats.
heidi's shirt says I WANT MORE PRIVACY! you can't make this shit up.
You know I had something to do with this, right? Bwahahaha!
I'm sure those kids were put directly in the shower, scrubbed with brillo pads until the first and maybe the second layer of skin was removed. Then they were dipped in a vat of Holy water. Then petroleum jelly was rubbed into their open sores. All the while screaming "UNCLEAN, UNCLEAN, UNCLEAN!"
wouldnt it be great is EVERY celeb blog and celeb tv show and magazine all agreed to stop buying or showing photos of these two losers?
This topic and all the posts it contains are made of win.
Ive still absolutely no idea who these people are, and still dont care because they look like prats, but everytime I see photos of them they are always staged and fake and completely unnatural.
Do they carey a proffessional photographer everywhere they go?
the sad part is you're all talking about them. the saddest part is that I am too =(
btw. he'd make a good "Fred" in scooby doo, she'd be great for "mannequin 3"
this muhfuckah always got the dopest sneaks! i fuckin' hate him.