I mean these pics of Britney Spears at SUR restaurant on Friday night. I've always defended the paparazzi but this is just ridiculous. When taking upskirt shots from such an extreme angle in bad lighting conditions, you have to use a polarized filter. Amateurs.
Heidi Montag's struggle is just like that of Christ himself
Heidi Montag sat down for a little interview with USA Today over the weekend and, surprisingly, the sinner revealed she's like way into God ("I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God.") -- so into God that she wants to record a Christian album in the future (I will take a cheese grater to my ears before I ever listen to that piece of crap). When asked about the rumored existence of a sex tape featuring her Hills costar Lauren Conrad, Heidi said:
"I don't even want to talk about that. There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn't matter to me." (Source)
I hear you Heidi. Being nailed to a cross, magazines and websites gossiping about how you started a sex tape rumor, why it's practically the same thing. A thousand years from now, I wouldn't be surprised if Mel Gibson's great great great great great great great great great grandson made a movie about your life and times. Passion of the Skank has a nice ring to it.
Pam Anderson calls Jessica Simpson a bitch and a whore
Pam Anderson blasted Jessica Simpson during a weekend interview with an Australian radio station. When asked about the "Real Girls Eat Meat" shirt Jessica was recently spotted wearing, Pam -- an active member of PETA -- replied (audio deliciousness below):
"Bitch! . . . Whore! . . . She was not referring to actual cows and chickens, she was, ya' know, men.
The same chick that filmed/released two homemade pornos, has been on the cover of Playboy more than any other person, and became famous by getting basketball-sized breast implants, is calling another woman a whore? Is there a word stronger than irony (something cool like MEGA-irony), because that's what that is. Besides, I don't think Pamela's really a vegetarian. I've seen her "home movies" with Tommy Lee and Bret Michaels, and she swallowed more meat than a hungry cannibal locked in a morgue.
Pam Anderson calls Jessica Simpson a bitch and a whore
100% true story about Lisa Rinna: A few months ago my girlfriend* and I were at an event in L.A. that Lisa and her husband also happened to be attending. Some consider it chance, others her destiny, but Lisa and my girlfriend ended up in the ladies' room at the same time. According to her, Lisa took a piss, walked out without washing her hands, and then sat down at her table and started eating. So if you ever have the chance to shake Lisa's hand, don't do it.
*one of many, heh heh heh . . . I'm kidding -- please god don't tell her I said that
Madonna and Guy Ritchie not wearing their wedding rings
Fueling rumors that a split is imminent, both Madonna and her husband Guy Ritchie were spotted without their wedding rings over the weekend (Madonna in New York and Guy in London). Ritchie is supposedly flying to New York this week in an attempt to work things out with his wife -- though he's been advised by her doctors to use terms like "reconcile" and "conciliate" when he meets with her. Apparently if you use the words "work" and "out" near Madonna, she totally freaks out. "Work out?!? Gym?!? Where?!? MUST . . . LIFT . . . SOMETHING . . . HEAVY . . . REPEATEDLY."
I'm not really sure what Courtney Love was doing in Malibu over the weekend, but it looks like she was trying to scare the crap out of the old, rich white people. "Ahhhhh, a homeless person, ruuuuuuuuun!!!"
I don't know why Ronaldo's so pissed. He's been on a yachting vacation in Italy for like a week. He's engaged to a model. He looks to have under 5% body fat. For all intents and purposes, he has a pretty kick-ass life. Seeing a picture of him so angry, really the only conclusion I can come to is that he has an incredibly small penis. Sucks to be him.
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