Where's an errant foul ball when you need one?
Douchy star of the The Hills, Spencer Pratt, ran up a $783 bill at an L.A. restaurant on Saturday night and left a measly $16 tip. For those of you without a calculator, that's 2%. TMZ says:
A camera crew was with the vomit-inducing twosome at the time -- no surprise there -- and our source says that when they stopped filming, the server approached a producer from the show about the measly tip. The producer forked over $60 from his own pocket to cover Spencer's shortcomings. Included on the bill were 12 shots of platinum Patron at $60 a pop. (Source)
Can you blame Spencer for being a lousy tipper? If he's going to become a trillionaire in the next couple of years he can't be giving away all of his money to the "help." He's going to have to invest his money in things that will eventually pay monetary dividends . . . like stocks, bonds, and bigger implants for Heidi.*
*She'll be able to charge more for a lap dance in 10 years with bigger tits
I wish someone would beat him with their mini-bats.
I will take a lap dance from her right now instead of in 10 years. Visually she is very appealing.
if you add them together it is still only a 10% tip.
I'd like to give her a "tip"... and then the other 7 inches.
He has more blonde bush on his face than she has on her poon! does Who fingers who in that relationship?
"visually she is very appealing?"
wtf?!?!?! appealing my ass.
they're both fugly so they deserve each other...cause fug + fug = fug
"Errant foul ball"? Why not an off-course North Korean missile? If you're gonna dream, dream big, baby!
Not to defend the douche nozzle but 12 shots at $60 a pop is $720 leaving a $63 bill. $16 is 25%....not a bad tip. I mean, now much effort does it really take to deliver a dozen shots.