Ashlee's parents house last Friday
Turns out those tents set up at Ashlee Simpson's parent's house late last week weren't for her wedding. They were for Papa Joe's annual neighborhood circus in which he dresses up as a creepier-than-usual clown and forces the mommies wearing white tank tops and no bra to sit in the dunk tank. OK I'm lying. Ashlee and Pete actually did get married on Saturday. According to my exclusive sources, the bride wore a beautiful ivory lace wedding gown while the groom wore "something from Hot Topic." The cake -- topped with a shotgun and broken condom -- was "delicious."
Pete Wentz arriving to Ashlee's parents' house for the wedding (5/17)
They had an Alice and Wonderland theme. I just threw up a little bit.