Paris Hilton unveiling her new line of hair extensions today in New York
+ Dina Lohan should be the last person to give another mom advice [Just Jared]
+ Diana Kruger has some very sexy legs [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Kim Kardashian Gets Ass Reduction Treatment [Egotastic!]
+ Kim Kardashian is acting again . . . and not in a porno [F-Listed]
+ George Clooney causes chaos in New York [ICYDK]
+ Olivia Munn is a dirty, dirty girl . . . and sexy [Popoholic]
+ Jaime Pressly does FHM [Horny Oyster]
+ R. Kelly's lawyers are trying to delay his trial yet again [Bossip]
+ Jimmy Kimmel makes an A.I. reject's dream come true [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
[BauerGriffinOnline, WENN]
How about something really useful from Paris? Like the Paris Hilton Valtrexx Applicator?
How about applying some George Foreman shredder to her?
Maybe she can use some of those extensions to cover her ugly face.