Natalie Portman at the premiere of The Silence of Lorna at the Cannes Film Festival (5/19)

+ Lydia Hearst wearing pasties in the name of high fashion [Bastardly]

+ K-Fed's attorney uses the paparazzi as his own private investigators [I'm Not Obsessed]

+ Brooke Hogan is losing her mind [Dlisted]

+ Lily Allen flashes her vagina (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Petra Nemcova Cleavage in Cannes [Egotastic!]

+ Jen and John photographed swapping spit in public [Just Jared]

+ Taylor Swift is hot, wet [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Double knockout, UFC STYLE! (amazing) [College Humor]

+ Mariah Carey planning a modest $4 million, 2,000 guest wedding [Cele|bitchy]

+ That one chick from the X Files is still kinda hot [Popoholic]

+ Rumor is Gwen Stefani is pregnant [A Socialite's Life]

+ Toys that made you gay [CityRag]

+ M. Night Whatshisface's new movie is terrible [The Blemish]

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