A more "stalkerish" angle of John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston together in Miami last weekend

+ Jessica Simpson driven to binge drinking! [I'm Not Obsessed]

+ Colin Farrel is turning into a skeleton [Dlisted]

+ Hayden Panettiere topless. Literally. [College Humor]

+ A couple more pics of Lily Allen topless [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Claudia Schiffer Topless in Vogue Germany [Egotastic!]

+ Shannon Elizabeth looking uber-sexy in Maxim [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Your lesbian fantasy of the week [Bastardly]

+ Goofy celebrity faces [CityRag]

+ William Shatner used to act like Capt. Kirk in bed [Cele|bitchy]

+ Mario Lopez vants to pump you up [A Socialite's Life]

+ ABC new slate of TV shows blows [Pajiba]

+ Evangeline Lilly is cheap, looks great in a bikini [The Blemish]

+ Maria Menounos also looks great in a bikini [Derek Hail]

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