Pete Wentz again tries to be funny. Fails.
Wow, I didn't think Pete Wentz could top the knee-slapping plate over his face joke from Sunday. While leaving a Bel Air Starbucks yesterday, he used a bagel . . . AS A PHONE! Get it? Bagels are supposed to be eaten! Holy shit what will this kid think of next? Maybe he'll walk around Hollywood in a chicken suit or some fuzzy bunny slippers. Or maybe he'll wear a pair of pants on his head even though everyone knows that pants aren't supposed to be worn like that! Clearly Wentz is a rising star in the comedy world -- a sort of white Richard Pryor if you will. But is Hollywood ready for his brand of edgy "in your face" humor? I just don't know my friends.
NOTE: Carrot Top better watch the fuck out. The gauntlet has been thrown.
good god this kid is an idiot. he is trying to do all of John Mayers stunts now...it wasn't funny the first times around, it's not funny now.
i hope he threw that half bagel away, hairspray is not good for the tummy
that is a weird gag: all the weirder because I didn't even notice the bagel the first time around.
i co-facilitate a gay youth group, and yesterday one of our kids was cutting out huge cardboard rainbows (this sounds like a joke itself already) and had all these leftover bridge-shaped pieces. They looked like those cardboard bridge-shaped blocks that preschoolers play with. And she showed us how when she was a tiny preschooler, she used to hold those things to her ear and pretend it was a phone.
WHEN SHE WAS A PRESCHOOLER.
That is the level of humor we are seeing here. Go Pete Wentz....
but is he smarter than a fifth grader? as if.
It's nice to see the Simpson Family adopting a special needs child like Pete when they had a boat load of their own.
Maybe the doughnut had a busy signal.
He's a nut.
He is a comedian, or at least he was... haven't you ever seen The Facts of Life?