Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel engaged?

Feel the passion between them!

Dating for a little over a year, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's ass (I refuse to call her anything else) are reportedly eager to get married. And if we're to believe reports that claim Jessica Biel's ass has quit drinking, the marriage may be of the shotgun variety. A source told UK tabloid The Sun:

"Justin is 27 and thinking about marriage and kids. For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica. He is so happy with her. They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Justin was working with Madonna. That made him certain Jessica was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with." (Source)

I just don't get today's pop stars. You have millions of dollars in the bank, thousands of unspoiled, underage girls dying to get into your pants, and the youth to exploit those things for decades to come -- why settle for one woman? When I become rich and famous, there's only two chicks I'd settle down for: Brazil and Sweden.

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Big butt and boy band I am getting sleeeeepyyzzzzzz.

It's as though she has no talent and career...let's TRAP a money maker. Seriously. It is such an obvious ploy to GET SOMEONE you know you could never attract on your own...use his baby batter for bait!

Which one's going to wear the wedding dress????

She doesn't even make movies anymore or atleast I haven't seen her in any movies. Hopes she's not using him for his money.

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