John Mayer has a huge penis
I could think of worse rumors I'd want floating around about me. From the New York Daily News:
You wouldn't expect Jennifer Aniston to be giddy like a schoolgirl these days. Not with the news that ex Brad Pitt and his baby-machine girlfriend Angelina Jolie are pumping out twins in a couple of weeks. But the former "Friend" has been glowing of late, pals of the actress tell us."She's just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character," said one spy.
The reason can't just be that she is dating John Mayer. No one is that happy with Jessica Simpson's sloppy seconds. What we hear is there is a certain feature of John that leaves Jen so pleased. The crooner's ex-paramours reveal he is hell to get over, not because he's a great guy, but because he's a "great" guy, if you know what we mean. (Source)
John has a "certain feature that leaves Jen so pleased"? I'm guessing this is code for donkey-sized penis, but considering Jennifer Aniston is the source, it could just mean that he has a tissue dispenser/ice cream maker welded to his ass. Of course the other option is that John is blessed with the same "affliction" as me: a double jointed tongue.
well, kudos :)
Jen better take a picture, 'cause he is a on a pimp roll.
Oh for god's sake. He is not hung. I'm sure he's fine in that department but he doesn't have a big penis. Probably to himself its big, and probably to Jen it's big, (after having Brad's) but the bottom line is that it is at least from my indicators just average.
bob
ay 19th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Oh for god’s sake. He is not hung. I’m sure he’s fine in that department but he doesn’t have a big penis. Probably to himself its big, and probably to Jen it’s big, (after having Brad’s) but the bottom line is that it is at least from my indicators just average.
JEALOUS LOL JUST CAUSE YOU HAVE A TURTLE