Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are married
Jessica Alba's rep confirmed to People today that Alba and fiancé Cash Warren "quietly wed yesterday" in Beverly Hills. A source told the mag:
[Alba and Warren] were married in the Beverly Hills courthouse's ceremony room under an arch of green silk foliage and white flowers. They were casually dressed, with Alba wearing a long blue dress and her hair back in a ponytail."She looked happy but nervous," the source says.
Warren, in a white shirt and brown pants, arrived with Alba at about 11:30 a.m. on Monday, applied for a marriage license and waited about 40 minutes for the paperwork to be processed before a staff member from the courthouse married them, the source says. (Source)
Awwwwww, just what every little girl dreams of: a quickie wedding to avoid the stigma of giving birth to a bastard child. Hallmark makes a card for that, right? Maybe I'll just send flowers . . .
Hallmark does make a card for just such an occasion, it's one of those singing cards, it plays Got yo money by Ol dirty bastard
Now that she's married, Cash better forget about Jessica using her lips like that.
Now the countdown can begin for the term, "first husband Cash Warren."
Nothing says "classy" like a shotgun wedding and a courthouse ceremony. I almost feel sorry for her...or at least wish that she was impregnated with my love-child.
Ya just know that CW is going to stick on Jessica like a leech for as long as he can. What the hell did this guy do in his past life to deserve knocking up arguably one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood? Its win/win for him. Even if she leaves him in a year or two, she'll always be the mother of his spawn.