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May 2008 Archives
Lindsay Lohan in Manhattan (5/28)
Lindsay Lohan got a little revenge on the paparazzi last night in New York last night. INF Daily explains:
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson pictured leaving Drea De Matteo's Manhattan apartment using a huge umbrella which happen to be blown away by the wind. (Lindsay was throwing eggs out of the window at the photographers' cars).
Eggs? Nothing like a little high-school-style justice to show those motherfuckers who's boss. Word on the street is that Lindsay has something major planned for next week. I don't want to give anything away but I hear that she might be ringing the doorbell of a few certain paparazzi and then running like hell. Those invasive bastards are gonna regret the day they crossed Lindsay Dee Lohan.
Richard Dean Anderson in Malibu (5/25)
You thought Richard Dean Anderson was done being MacGyver? Nope. Just last Saturday he managed to fashion a burrito out of a tortilla, a frozen pizza, a quart of ice cream, a jar of frosting, and a spool of yarn. His most delicious MacGyverism yet!
[Flynet]
Gemma Atkinson shooting her 2009 calendar
"OK you can be the guy who gets to spray Gemma's ass with oil and adjust her bikini *but* you have to rock these one-size-too-small spandex shorts which have a 100% chance of making you look like a douche bag." Photographers are assholes.
UPDATE: Found a bunch more HQ pics (28 more pics on PAGE 2 - CLICK HERE)
Britney Spears and Jason Trawick at designer Christian Audigier's 50th birthday party in L.A. (5/23)
The man running Britney Spears life, father Jaime Spears, approves of her new boyfriend, Jason Trawick -- who also happens to be her agent at William Morris. The agent's friend told OK! magazine:
"There's no doubt that Jamie, approves of Jason — and why wouldn't he? Jason would never take advantage of Britney. I'm glad that she's finally found a good guy who isn't interested in her fame or her fortune." (Source)
So he's Britney's agent and he's not interested in her fame or fortune. Uhhhh, then maybe he should be fired. I'm calling bullshit. Of course he's gonna take advantage of her -- he's an agent. If I learned anything from Jerry McGuire it's that 1. The human head weighs 8 pounds and 2. Agents are the lowest form of scum on Earth. There will be no happy ending to this story (well maybe a few for him *wink*wink*). It'd be safer for Britney's kids to hang out at Tommy Lee's pool than with this dude.
Dina and Ali Lohan at the CW studios in New York (5/28)
+ Romo and Simpson back together -- but only if Papa Joe backs off [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Madonna gets to keep her orphan [Dlisted]
+ Marisa Miller is the most popular supermodel on the planet [College Humor]
+ Maria Sharapova makes sex faces during a match [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Kim Kardashian Is All Ass [Egotastic!]
+ Holy crap Cheryl Tweedy is hot [Hollywood Tuna]
+ It's crazy how much Cindy Crawford's daughter looks like her [Bastardly]
+ Hilary Duff definitely got a boob job [CityRag]
+ Owen Wilson pissed that Kate Hudson is banging Lance Armstrong [Cele|bitchy]
+ Ashlee Simpson is now Ashlee Wentz [A Socialite's Life]
+ The Science of Fucking [Pajiba]
+ Angelina's nanny has loose lips [The Blemish]
+ Ray J busted for getting hyyyyy in a Hyatt [Derek Hail]
[Pacific Coast News]
Doutzen Kroes
Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes
Audrina Patridge flashing the international symbol for vagina while out and about in Hollywood (5/27)
+ Mel B. gets her bikini ass grabbed [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Scarlett Johansson is Naked. In Theory [Egotastic!]
+ Awww Pete Wentz bought Ashlee a Lego bee . . . wait, what? [Just Jared]
+ Mariah Carey and her skank shorts hit Japan [Lossip]
+ When did these nags escape the glue factory? [Webster's Is My Bitch]
+ No shock here, Jack Nicholson loves prostitutes [ICYDK]
+ Kellie Pickler has a nice ass [Attuworld]
+ Sharon Stone now banned in China [Cele|bitchy]
+ Chanelle Hayes looking sexy in Nuts [Horny Oyster]
[WENN]
George Clooney and Sarah Larson break up
After dating for nearly a year, George Clooney and Sarah Larson are calling it quits. Before dating Clooney, Larson was most famous for being a slutty Vegas cocktail waitress who loves licking magazines. An insider revealed to In Touch Weekly:
"George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down."
Tough break for Larson but I'm sure she'll find a hunky, Italian-lakefront-villa-owning boyfriend in no time -- and no I'm not talking about me. Besides, I consider my place on Lake Cuomo more a compound than a villa.
Amy Winehouse attacks photographer
Amy Winehouse attacked a couple of photogs Monday night outside her home in London. Balls. That's what that dude on the right has. Straight up balls. Guy is still snapping pics even though Winehouse is lunging at him like he's a bag of free crack. If Amy Winehouse was in the same zip code as me, I would run away screaming.
[WENN]
