Obviously a severe case of depression. Poor girl.
Looks like Kirsten Dunst is definitely lying about why she went to rehab earlier this year. On Tuesday Dunst told E!'s Mark Malkin that she went to Cirque Lodge facility to treat her depression. A source told Star magazine that Cirque Lodge would never admit someone solely for depression. Yesterday a spokesman for the facility confirmed that policy to Defamer.com:
"We address chemical dependency issues. We’re not at all a purely psychiatric facility like Bridges To Recovery, and each patient must undergo a detox for their chemical dependency, whether they’re coming off benzos, you know, cocktails in a pill, or harder substances. We do treat underlying issues, but if someone is suffering solely from chronic depression, we’re not the place to go." (Source)
So why is she lying? It's simple really: ugly people lie. And they steal, too. It's a survival mechanism. Pretty people like me use charm and wit. Ugly people lie and steal. I've learned not trust chicks unless they're at least a nine. I trusted an eight one time and she stole my wallet.
[WENN]
Eva Longoria at LAX airport (5/28)
+ Mariah Carey throws like a girl [Drunken Stepfather]
+ I can never get enough of Shay Laren [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Doutzen Kroes and Noemie Lenoir, your lesbian sex fantasy of the week [Bastardly]
+ Grace Park is Topless and Complex [Egotastic!]
+ Matt Damon got fat [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Christina Aguilera stumbling around drunk yet again [Dlisted]
+ FACT: You can tell time using Jessica Alba's breasts [College Humor]
+ Tori Spelling loves weiners [A Socialite's Life]
+ Lindsay Lohan drags down Ugly Betty's ratings [Lossip]
+ Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong caught having bathroom sex [Yeeeah!]
+ Celebrities separated at birth [CityRag]
+ Batman's been drinking his milk [popbytes]
+ Russian commies hate Indiana Jones [Gabby Babble]
[BauerGriffinOnline]
"No Kim, deep throating was April's issue."
Can you beat my caption?
Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).
Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Bryan:
“Learning to Read with Kim and Carmen: A PBS Reality Series” shot between takes of “Becoming a Human Urinal: A Playboy Reality Series”
Check back this Friday for new contest.
Emmanuelle Chriqui at the premiere of You Don't Mess With The Zohan at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (5/28)
+ Victoria Beckham looking like an alien robot in her new Marc Jacobs ads [Just Jared]
+ Topanga from Boy Meets World getting crunk [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Tricia Helfer, Grace Park and Katee Sackhoff are Battlestar Bikini Babes [Egotastic!]
+ Bianca Beauchamp is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Is Harrison Ford marrying Calista Flockhart? [ICYDK]
+ Josie Maran is dressed down, cute [Popoholic]
+ Louise Glover is a sexy zebra [Horny Oyster]
+ Tyra Banks has some child bearin' hips [Bossip]
+ Shit America Needs: The Burger King to admit he's a rapist [Shit America Needs]
+ Christina Applegate caught picking her nose [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Bill Murray beats his wife
Bill Murray's wife of 10+ years, Jennifer, filed for divorce earlier this month in a Charleston County, South Carolina court. In the court filing, Murray's wife accuses the actor of adultery, drug abuse, abandonment, physical abuse, and I'm pretty sure that's all she could check. The Charleston Post and Courier (South Carolina's #1 Source for HOT Hollywood gossip) says:
According to the complaint, Jennifer Murray moved into a Sullivan's Island home in 2006 with the couple's four children due to her husband's "adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment."It was at the Sullivan's Island home, according to the complaint, that Murray allegedly abused his wife in November 2007. The six-page court filing says Murray "hit his wife in the face and then told her she was 'lucky he didn't kill her.' "
The complaint alleges that Murray physically abused his wife on more than one occasion during the marriage. (Source)
I'd be surprised that a Saturday Night Live alum was into drugs, alcohol, and abusive behavior if the precedent hadn't been set by Jim Belushi, Chris Farley, and Phil Hartman. With those three as role models, I'm surprised Bill Murray's still breathing. But I guess if there's anyone that shouldn't be afraid of kicking the bucket, it's him. It's been said the Dalai Lama himself has assured Bill that on his deathbed, he'll receive "total consciousness." So he's got that goin' for him, which is nice.
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Heidi Klum
Heidi Klum hosting a promotional event at a McDonalds in Munich, Germany (5/29)
Clay Aiken is gonna be a dad
Before you put those gay rumors to rest, wait until you read how it happened. Via TMZ:
Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay's best friend. He lives at her home when he's in L.A.We're told Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. She's the sister of record mogul David Foster. We're told she's in her late 40's, though we could not confirm her exact age. She divorced a few years back and has no kids. Aiken is 29.
We're told Foster was artificially inseminated. But Clay is a lot more than sperm -- we're told he will have an active role in raising the child. (Source)
That's right folks, Clay Aiken knocked a chick up and he didn't even get laid. Guy is so afraid of vagina he had to be in another room during the moment of conception. "Daddy, tell us about when you made Mommy pregnant" . . . "Well Mommy was in L.A. and I was in Montana trying to put as much distance as possible between me and that disgusting chasm she has between her legs . . ."
The only way this story could get any gayer is if it was narrated by Lance Bass while show tunes played softly in the background.
Clay Aiken and Jaymes Foster
