George Clooney and Sarah Larson break up

After dating for nearly a year, George Clooney and Sarah Larson are calling it quits. Before dating Clooney, Larson was most famous for being a slutty Vegas cocktail waitress who loves licking magazines. An insider revealed to In Touch Weekly:

"George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down."

Tough break for Larson but I'm sure she'll find a hunky, Italian-lakefront-villa-owning boyfriend in no time -- and no I'm not talking about me. Besides, I consider my place on Lake Cuomo more a compound than a villa.