"No Kim, deep throating was April's issue."
Can you beat my caption?
Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).
Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Bryan:
“Learning to Read with Kim and Carmen: A PBS Reality Series” shot between takes of “Becoming a Human Urinal: A Playboy Reality Series”
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OMG!!! is my ass really that fat!!!
"So these are words, and they form sentences?"
"Yeah, those are verbs, and those are nouns, and they make up sentences."
"Wow, I'll have to learn to read, eventually, between sex tape tapings."
"Learning to Read with Kim and Carmen: A PBS Reality Series" shot between takes of "Becoming a Human Urinal: A Playboy Reality Series"
Kim you got it!!! C-A-T..
As we secretly listen in on Kim's reading lesson, we can hear her struggling to sound out the word "Cos-mo-pol-i-tan". After the break, we will listen in as Carmen painfully tries to sound out "Rx"
"Carmen you look so sexy in this photospread. I could just eat you up like this: mamph mam slurp wanmph mam"
Wow, thats so weird this girl really does look like you!
okay, my vote is for Shenanighans. Nice one.
I can read!!! No, wait I can't...
"I slept with that guy too"
" No Kim they should pay you to make those kind of movies, I get payed for it "
"Carmen's on the cover? What year is this Cosmo from anyway?"
"I know, with an ass like mine I can't even believe I'm on the front of a fitness magazine!"
Thats where his gspot is..... and all these years they have been telling me that is where my gspot is...
Perfectly said Shenanighans... LOL!!
"Geez Carm, you still got it...I thought you were damaged goods after Rodman and Navarro."
Thanks, I try.
Carmen to Kim....
"Yes Hon, that is what a human Ass looks like!"
OMG Carmen! Someone dropped part of their jelly donut in her!
"She said your ass looked like cottage cheese in a garbage bag"
"Carmen, Is that what my ass really looks like?...........
"Like O-M-G Carmen, I sooooO need the name of your photo shop guy!"
"You mean scrunchies don't qualify as sexy hair? Like, omigawd!"
Oh no, my crotch pic made it into cosmo too!