Derek Jeter's banging Minka Kelly
Jessica Biel? Check. Scarlett Johansson? Check. Jordana Brewster? Check. Mariah Carey? Check. Miss Universe Lara Dutta? Check. Gabrielle Union? Check. Jessica Alba? Check. Adriana Lima? Check. Vanessa Minnillo? Check. And now Derek Jeter can add Minka Kelly to the list. The two were seen having dinner together Monday night in New York. The New York Post says:
Was the mystery guy spotted slinking around the Empire Hotel with smoldering starlet Minka Kelly Yankee star Derek Jeter? Though Kelly's publicist put the kibosh on our query about a male suitor at the Empire (the rep told Page Six Kelly's dad was the only guy with her in the hotel), OK! magazine reports the "Friday Night Lights" actress was wined and dined at Kobe Club by Jeter on Monday. "She's still playing the field," one source told us. (Source)
Now Jeter's landed Minka Kelly? Christ, this guy's been in more poon than Kotex. The only explanation I can come up with for the amount of hot chicks this guy's banged over the years is that his dick must play Sex and the City* re-runs on it. BTW, if Minka's "playing the field", she's the only one right now. Jeter injured his wrist this week and has been shelved. On a related note, I injured my wrist this week too . . . thinking of all the hot ass he's tapped.
*Opening May 30th! I can't wait, can you?!!!!!1!!1!
He stole my life, but I can't prove it.
It's like he farts gold or something.
The guy is a fucking pimp...and he is a Michigan Wolverine!
ew he has the herpes!!!!!!
I keep hearing he has herpes. Is that true?
No it's not true(The Jurk) It is just a stipud rumor, he doesn't have herpes.
He's had so many starlets that I wouldn't be surprised if you said he had a yeast infection!
what is so ironic about this is that i'm the man that magic johnson got a blood transfusion form for a minor surgery he had. and because of my immunity they'd like eradicate my gene pool from the black race. i can't even get herpes. lol. this is insane.
Minka might as well wash her gash in the toilet at the bus terminal.
He always looks like he has a permanent case of the MUMPS.