Britney Spears is the 100th sexiest woman in the world
illions of votes have been cast and the results are in: Britney Spears is the 100th sexiest woman in the world. The singer somehow cracked the Top 100 of FHM Online's annual "100 Sexiest Women in the World" contest. The World. Megan Fox took home the title. Via FHM:
It’s been a rough year for the world’s most Googled woman. After a messy divorce, enough alcohol to stun a herd of wildebeest and an infamous salon visit, the glory days when she topped this very poll now seem but a distant sexy memory. (Source)
Are people high? Britney Spears isn't even the 100th sexiest chick named Britney Spears. You could walk into any random HomeTown Buffet at the peak of Friday night rush hour and find 100 hotter chicks than her. Give me ten minutes inside a Home Depot and I'll find you 100 power tools I would rather fuck than Britney. I've actually had my eye on that quarter inch drill bit for quite some time now. So shiny.
BONUS: Megan Fox gallery because I care:
Ahhh, only the 1/4 inch drill bit, give yourself some credit. Go for the 1 inch socket.
Dammit, I just ate and I had to go and open this......sonofabitch......
The maxim hot 100 list my be the worst list of top 100 hottest women ever! The top 10 is laughable!! how is spears 19?!!? and alessandra ambrosia didn't even make the list!!
Agreed, thanks Nick for the Megan Fox gallery. You really do care and have similar tastes in chicks to myself.
You could walk into any random HomeTown Buffet at the peak of Friday night rush hour and find 100 hotter chicks than her.
OMG. And at LEAST ten of them would also be named Britney. Fifteen or more if you count weird spellings like Britknee.
I love Kellogg's frosted flakes. Apparently, so does Britney since she's either storing them in her hair or going face-first into a dog bowl full of them.
100th sexiest in the world?
what a world, what a world.
I'd hit Star Jones before I'd hit that...
We could get oil to less than $125 a barrel if we just stuck a drill on her forehead.