Seeing as I hate that guy more than I do Paris Hilton, this might be Celebslam's post of the year! Also, I don't think there's enough food in Cuba to satisfy his hunger! I'm sure there's Cuban male prostitues though! You sure he didn't load up on man goo?

The REAL reason why the Titanic sank.

You're just pissed that his site is better and gets more hits than yours.

Yeah!! Celebslam is the Anti-Perez Hilton. I look at his website still I admit but it's a guilty pleasure. It's too effin gay for me most the time though. Where are us heteros going to get our gossip news?

how did a celebrity blogger actually become big enough be featured on rival blogs?

wierd? or is it just me

perez hilton is like the kiddie pool, too crowded and all pissy you have to take off the arm floats to swim with celebslam

What a bore.

Somebody get this guy a friend. Paddle boating alone, so sad.

How lame is this? FIRST!

he's alone because nobody likes him and nobody likes him because he talks shit about other people on a blog.

burn!

He's on a diet and has hired a fitness trainer. He's not as fat as he used to be. It's because he wants to run shirtless in Malibu by July.

That dingy is begging for mercy. I don't know why he's wearing a life jacket, I hear that fat floats.

ahoy fatty.. rofl
that made my day!