Kinda gay for a yearbook photo
Tom Cruise doesn't want you to know he once partied with Randy Jones, the original and very gay cowboy of the Village People. Cruise's lawyers forced Jones to remove a mention of the two partying together in 1982 from his recently sold memoir Macho Man. Jones told the New York Daily News:
"Tom and I had the same management company at the time. I met him at a party Andy Warhol threw for Peter Gatien's Limelight [nightclub offshoot] in Atlanta."To hear Jones tell the story, it was quite a party. But after calls went out to a spokeswoman and attorney for the "Mission: Impossible" star yesterday, the book's editor assured me that Cruise's name had been removed from the final version. (Source)
I'm sure it was "quite a party" -- one that was filled with oil wrestling, show tunes karaoke, and eyeliner. The fact that Tom Cruise and the cowboy from the Village People had the same manager at the time, can only mean this guy was really busy. Now I'm not saying Tom's gay, but I think his anus is.
PICS: Tom Cruise and daughter Suri at a park in L.A. (3/26)
He's pushing himself even further in the closet, so this might not end well...
You are gay only if you put it all the way in.
The fact that he tries so hard to stop all sorts of things from comming out makes it more suspicious. If he would just relax and not be so uptight It would be easier to believe him