Tom Cruise couch jumping on Oprah

Tom Cruise during his last appearance

Tom Cruise is returning to the Oprah Winfrey Show. Of course the actor made headlines back in 2005 when he jumped up and down on Oprah's couch while pronouncing his love for Katie Holmes. Cruise's rep told People magazine:

“Tom will be doing the Oprah show. He is really looking forward to it.”

The show, which will appear in two parts during May sweeps, will celebrate Cruise’s career since his breakout role 25 years ago in Risky Business. One part will be shot in-studio before a live audience. In the other, Cruise will show Winfrey around his Telluride mountain retreat and do a portion of the interview at the home. (Source)

How can Tom possibly follow up his couch-jumping performance? He can't do a normal interview -- he has a reputation to uphold. Viewers are gonna be expecting craziness. I'm thinking something along the lines of doing the entire interview in ancient tongue. Or Tom climbing the rafters and swinging around like a spider monkey, mocking Oprah while raining urine and feces down upon the studio audience. "You get feces! You get feces! You get feces! You get feces! EVERYONE GETS FECES!!!"

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I thought Tom Cruise's breakout role was "Losin' It" with Kelley from the Bad News Bears. Any movie about going down to Tijuana to get some whores has my approval.

Come on, what about Legend? A unicorn, the devil and weird creatures, what could be better? It's kinda like his everyday life.

Probably wants to go on the show to promote that scientology rubbish.

Wow, after dissing her by not inviting her to his wedding, I thought they were on the outs. But again, it is sweeps week & he needs an image revamping like a whore at church so there ya go...

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