The Hills star Audrina Patridge in Santa Monica (4/5)

A blind item from the New York Daily News this morning:

Which show keeps its dim-witted if ultra-popular "reality" stars peppy with Adderall supplied by a producer in handfuls between scenes? (Source)

This has to be The Hills, right? I don't mean for this to sound mean but those chicks are fucking stupid. OK I meant that to sound mean. I'm convinced I could get Audrina to at least blow me if I did that thing you do to babies where it looks like you're stealing their nose. "OK, OK, I'll do anything you want, just please give me my nose back!"

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