Jack Nicholson bodysurfing in St. Bart's (4/1)
+ Dita Von Teese has a lesbian sex tape (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ The new 911 GT2 is sweeeeeet [Maxim]
+ Leelee Sobieski: Nude Porn Star? [Egotastic!]
+ Heidi Montag is voting for John McCain [Just Jared]
+ Salma Hayek is too rich to hold her own baby [Lossip]
+ Mariah Carey > Elvis [ICYDK]
+ I'm sure he'll have no trouble finding another woman . . . [Attuworld]
+ Celine Dion likes to get high [Cele|bitchy]
+ Tennis pro assaults himself in the middle of match [Horny Oyster]
Holy Shit, a whale beaching itself!