Lindsay Lohan leaving a hair salon in L.A. (4/15)

+ Alicia Keys says she was misquotes about all that conspiracy shit [I'm Not Obsessed]

+ Naomi Campbell is banning the airline that already banned her [Dlisted]

+ When light hits Pam Anderson the wrong way, she turns into a monster [College Humor]

+ Kelly Ripa is a coke slut [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Jessica Alba is Super Busty [Egotastic!]

+ Holy crap Susan Sarandon has huge boobs [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Nanomi Takizawa means "huge boobs" in Japanese [Bastardly]

+ L.A. to New York in four minutes [CityRag]

+ Anne Coulter topless? No thank you [Cele|bitchy]

+ Robert Downey Jr. sucks a mean thumb [A Socialite's Life]

+ Prom Night blows, like really bad [Pajiba]

+ Some actor dude tears Scientology a new asshole [The Blemish]

+ Johnny Fairplay takes on a real comedian, loses [Derek Hail]

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