Rumer Willis is one of the most beautiful people in the world

Rumer Willis is one of the most beautiful people in the world

Every year the People magazine "Most Beautiful People" issue is released around this time and every year America lets out a collective "ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!?" to People's editors. Making the cut this year? Rumer Willis. So People magazine editors, let me be the first to proudly say, "ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!?" The only list this chick should be making is my annual compiling of the "100 Most Pale Celebrities". Rumer wins again!

UPDATE: Amanda Beard made the list? Really? I saw her at the ESPYS last year and "beautiful" was the last word I'd use to describe her. Her face looks like something that would haunt kids in an R.L. Stine novel. Apparently the main qualifying factor to make this list is no major physical deformities.

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are you fucking kidding me this girl should be number one on the most ugly list

I agree with People Magazine. She has a beautiful chin...to rest my nuts on!!!

Is that the wicked witch from the Wizard of Oz? When she was blonde she looked like the little bitch singer from Green Day.

i am seriously disappointed with people. this list makes me sick. nothing on this chick is beautiful

Really, really want to see her stand up in those shoes.

Was this the list for Dog World??

Holy crap. This long lost spawn of Jay Leno is in the most beautiful list? Are you fucking high??? I'm going to be sick now.

Hey, don't be mean. Rumer is one of the most beautiful hermaphrodites out there.

Easily the only non-asian woman that looks like her face got hit with a fucking frying pan.

Her arm is strategically placed to hide the adams apple.

They also had Nicole Kidman on the list. Go figure!

8 inches: ROFLMAO

Pineapple Andy Kaid: I thought the pose was to cover the conjoined-twin chin, but yours is funnier!

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