Natalie Portman and her new boyfriend in New York (4/8)
I'm not gonna pretend to know how a guy that looks like that landed Natalie Portman, but I'd assume it was through some combination of black magic, threats to her family, and a penis that shoots gold coins.
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Thats Devendra Banhart! He really is a wanted man believe it or not, he gets them ladies soakin' wet.
Thats not even funny. he is disgusting.
He's a time-traveller and will be apprehended immediately.
Padme you can do better
That's her twin, amazing what a plastic surgeon can do.
How about "so easy a caveman can do her". Sorry.
I envy the amount of hair he has.
That's funny Ugliest Guy, I envy his penis...hmmmmmm, Natlie Portman poon.
thats Devendra Banhart, he is a singer/songwriter
My penis shoots silver dollars you think I can score a chick like her?
My cock shoots razor blades, I really should have that checked.
My guess is that she is really mad at her parents or an 'ex'.
I can't believe it's not butter.Spray.
hahah stig of the dump cracked me up
Oh, the humanity. Homeboy Devendra is a hot topic, and a sweet slice of heaven. Admittedly, the glasses kinda suck, but the rest of him will do quite nicely. xo